My sister just found a cockroach in the shower and it touched her so she flipped out
Update: She just said she was afraid to pee because “what if there are cockroaches in the toilet and they crawl up my butt”
You dont UNDERSTAND!! I WAS NAKED AND THIS GIANT ASS MUTHA FUCKA TOUCHED ME!!! IT JUST FELL FROM THE HEAVENS AND FELT UP MY ARM WITH ITS GRODY LITTLE FEELERS AND THEN SAT UNDER MY WATER I USE FOR CLEANSING LAUGHIN AT ME!!
HOLY MOTHER OF HELL!!!
I WAS RELAXING, AND A FUCKING SPIDER INVADED MY BED AND CRAWLED UP MY AAAAARRRMMMM!!!
THEYRE ATTACKING!! NOW I CANT FIND THE FUCKIN BASTARD!!