shinydanger:

danedeham:


(x)

#I’M FEELING LIKE THE WORST PERSON EVER I SCROLLED THROUGH THIS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE GIRL FROM THE FAULT IN OUR STARS#I AM A DISGRACE TO THE FANDOM (x)

I fell for erik like you fall asleep; slowly, then he shot me in the spine

the-gingerdancer:

papayadog:

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

(Source: yousaytheydontcare, via zackisontumblr)

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

(via sociopaths-have-the-box)

I JUST SAW THE JUDGE!!!!! IT WAS SOOOOOOOO GOOD!!! IM CRYING!!!! EHEHEHEHEHEHEEH!

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my  god

huge trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

(Source: teresagudice, via sociopaths-have-the-box)

Translation Telephone

Well… that explains a lot…


Happy Birthday Supernatural!

Happy Birthday Supernatural!

(Source: samifeur, via supernaturalapocalypse)

vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my  god

huge trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

(Source: teresagudice, via sociopaths-have-the-box)

wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

(via sociopaths-have-the-box)

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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(via sociopaths-have-the-box)

elementaryfan13:

I’m weeping.  ❤

elementaryfan13:

I’m weeping. ❤

(via sociopaths-have-the-box)

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

(via sociopaths-have-the-box)

imsorryimovedtoaidanturnerspants:

alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

MY HERO

(Source: onvavoiir, via sociopaths-have-the-box)

bigbootyhood:

YOU LOOK SO PERFECT STANDING THERE IN any of the clothes you are wearing because you are beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have you

(via enthusiasticnarwhal)

wilwheaton:

(via xkcd: Beliefs)